The Escape

On a date and the guy won't stop groping me. Ugh. This is why I hate seeing a movie for a first date.

DanRad was so cute at the Macy's parade.

Its hard not having a steady net connection. How's it going? I feel like i've missed out on so much. Life has been alright. I'm making it somehow.

I broke my pinky recently. I;ve been working at the recycling center and I was dealing with a machine. Long story short, i slammed the gate into my finger. Somehow, I did not scream bloody murder. Though I wanted to. I really wanted to. lol Anywoo, I thought I had just sprained it but not so apparently. As a member of the SHE WOMAN MAN HATERS CLUB, we women have a tendency of ignoring pain. I pushed it to the back of my head and there it stayed. My pinky have been broken for a month before I finally saw my doc about it. A WHOLE freakin month. And the only reason I went was because, after a month, my pinky was still crooked! lol He said... "Yep its broken," and sent me on with a splint and Ibuphrohen. lol Next day, I was back at work. And how are yall?

I leave you with some interesting sex laws:

Here are some crazy sex laws:

* Washington state has a law against having sex with a virgin... even on her/his wedding night.

* Cats and dogs must have a permit to have sex in Ventura County, CA.
* Fairbanks, AK, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.

* Sexual positions other than missionary-style are illegal in Washington D.C.
* It's illegal for a man to curse while having sex with his wife in Willowdale, OR.

* Kingsville, TX, has a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property. (i am shamed... my own town!)

* Nude sexual acts in the front yard of any home after sundown are illegal in Bozeman, MT. (LMAO)



In Indiana, mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a "tendency to habitually kiss other humans."

There are men in Guam whose full-time job it is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Why? Under the law in Guam, it is forbidden for virgins to marry. (holy crap!)

As recently as 1990, these states had laws against the use of dildos: Idaho, Utah, Arizona, Oklahoma, Minnesota, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Maryland, Massachusetts, Rhode Island and Washington D.C.

In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. (so a dead one is fine then?)

In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

In Michigan a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on.

It's against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex.

Sodomy laws have been repealed—or are ignored—in most states, but not Georgia, where a man was sentenced to five years in prison for engaging in oral sex. With his wife. With her consent. In their home.

In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. The beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds. (WOW... I dont even know what to say to that...)

The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude, nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.

A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts. (LOL My dad would love that... LOL)

Until the law was repealed in 1975, California husbands and wives could both get a 15-year penitentiary term for engaging in certain sexual practices. They were specifically prohibited from engaging in any oral activities, even in the privacy of their own bedroom.

South Dakota threatens a 10-year prison term for "copulation by means of mouth." Utah has made this same act a misdemeanor. There, oral sex brings a six-month jail term and a $299 fine. Rhode Island labels it an "'abominable, detestable crime against nature," and such activity brings a seven-to-10-year stretch in the penitentiary. It is outlawed in New Mexico where participation is punishable by a $5,000 fine and a two-to-10-year sentence. Florida chastises with a 20-year prison sentence those who take part in this act.

Buckfield, Maine, has a rather unusual law regarding cab drivers and sex. The legislation declares that no taxi driver "will be allowed" to charge a fare to any passenger who gives him sexual favors" in return for a ride home from a nightclub or other "establishment which serves alcoholic beverages," or any "place of business" selling liquor.

Fairbanks, AK, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.

I can't believe Faux (fox)News called 'Common' a thug. Of all people, they call 'Common' a thug. They are in an uproar cuz Mrs. Obama invited one of the most lyrical(and cleanest) rappers to the White House for Poetry night. I guess cuz he's black and a rapper that automatically makes him a thug. Its crazy how they are not even hiding their racism anymore. And the comments on their site is just sickening. Thank you internet. For opening my eyes to the bigotry that is still very much a part of todays society. I'm almost ashamed to be an armerican. And thats sad.

Am I the only one that think the latest song by Dr Dre and Eminem, I Need a Doctor, is their love letter to eachother?

Happy new year everyone. I've been away for a bit but am making a conscious decision to update more.

New news: trying to get back into school. Harder than it sounds. In default. But am trying. I've changed jobs multiple times. Tired of that. And have upgraded my list of fandoms. Sherlock Holmes join the ranks. Lol. What's new, y'all?

Ok... I'm not really enjoying the newest season of Supernatural. You can really tell that the show has a different writer. There is a way to make Dean domestic without him losing his Dean-ness. They could've done it better than they did. It just seemed a bit rushed to me. Now, although dark!Sam is totally the hottest thing ever, he too, seems to be completely ooc. I'm just having a really hard time getting into the series once more.

In other news, I bought my halloween costume! Its so cute! http://www.costumediscounters.com/sexy-costumes/pirate/womens-plus-size-vixen-pirate-costume-LA83157X.html Should get it sometime this week. So stoked!

Baking season, baking season.... and tailgating! And peops that will be my slaves for my delicious cooking! Will so take over the world one stomach at a time!!! Bow down before my greatness!!!

I can't believe I hadn't done it before now. I feel stupid. I'm on facebook as well. If you're on there, friend me. Latrice Nelson. Look for the girl in the santa hat. lol

Before yall get on me, I did not overdose.... Anywho, I had the wierdest dream in the world. That I was romantically involved with Spock. And not even young Spock... old SPOCK!! I don't dream about fictional people. Or dream about getting it on with a celebrity. So it really had to be the pills fault, right? In the dream, he was so considerate and romantic and loved me so much. Had I been watching something like this on tv, I would've gagged. But then it gets freaky... I get preggers... and have his beautiful, BLOND haired, GREENEYED, baby girl. And he's just, ohhing and aweing as if it was the most normal thing in the world! HELLO! Black woman here!! ALIEN FATHER!! How the HELL do I end up with a white baby?! LMAO But even as the doctor placed her in my arms, I felt myself loving her more than anything. My dream self has completely blind to what she actually looked like. I have nothing against interracial dating. Its the only type of dating I usually do anyways. But even I felt dumbfounded when I woke up. So wierd. Wonder with it meant cuz I'm drawing a complete blank.

I started my new job last night. Once more I'm working graveyard, but this time, I'm making more than min wage! YAY!! Excited, but its exhausting wotk. I'll be cleaning the floor of a big local chain supermarket. And to think, that i almost did not find the job listing! I don't use craiglist. The other day, I asked a friend to take me job hunting. She was all for it. By the time she picked me up, she had a list of places for me to apply at. She was the one that found the listing for me. Applied, no real interview, and out of 20 applicants, he chose me! I'll be working by myself once I get the hang of it. The job takes about the entire 8hrs.

Oh thunder. How I love thee...

Does anyone watch My Fair Wedding with David(hotness)Tutera besides me?

Ugh! I would like Leverage so much more if Timothy Hutton wasn't in it. I'm sorry for all you Timmy fans, but I don't think he can act all that well. He kinds of ruins the character for me.

Now Fucking HAWT, Chris Kane and Aldis(gorgeous)Hodge are perfect. I won't lie, these two are what keeps me watching the show week after week. No, I have not found a new fandom. Though if I did get into the Leverage fandom, it will be Chris/Aldis all the way! lol Beth and Gina aren't bad either. I do enjoy their chars.

But even I have to admit... the show isn't all that.


Wierd question: Does anyone else find it hard to slash pairings that are already gay? Ie: Queer as Folk. I tried to get into the fandom when it first came out. I was a Brian and Justin girl all the way. Wanted to write but found that I couldn't. It didn't hold the same appeal/naughtiness as taking two chars and slashing them becuz thats what turns my crank. lol

But I can take Harry Potter(a straight boy) and Severus Snape(a straight man) and slash them and suddenly its HAWTNESS personified! I don't get it! lol

I have a date. Huh. Aint that crazy.

I really, really do not like the term "faghag". I don't know, it just really rub me the wrong way when I hear it out loud or when I read it. Its like some straight homophobe dude came up with the term to downplay the bond between the gay man and straight/bi female in the most insulting way possible. The woman probably turned him down for a date and he got pissed.

Please tell me I'm not the only one on my list that watches Generator Rex. Its actually pretty well developed and the characters aren't really over the top. Six currently rules my world.

Few weeks ago someone said something along the lines of SPN fandoms are full of douches. Or something to that affect. As I was JUST getting into the fandom, I was willing to give them a shot. Shoulda listened. Now, I know that I'm not the best writer. I write for fun, not to show off. And I write to make friends. Really, who doesn't? And in all my years of being a fanfiction writer(b4 HP, it was anime) I had never been wanked about before. And I do mean FANDOM WANK style type of wank. Talked about how I put OOC in the warnings (cuz really, why would I want to read something OOc... why not take extra time and make it IC... cuz thats what REAL writers would do!) I'm not bitter! lol They talked about how I used S/D instead of writing out the whole thing (cuz REAL writers would've written out the whole pairing) For FUCK's sake they wanked about my AUTHORS NOTE!!!

To be fair, she took to PM and apologized... When I left a comment on her journal about it. But still... I had never come across such snobbery since HighSchool. As if newcomers aren't allowed to make mistakes. Can't join our very special club cuz your hair isn't long enough! Dammit, 'm not bitter! lol LMAO Really did just have a flashback to when I was 6yo!

But what made it bad for me, was that I know,I really did not deserve it. I make it a point to not wank about anything or anyone. If I come across a bad fic, I complain, yes... but I do not put up any of the info that relates to the fic itself... its rude, mean, and just plain disgustng to me. So why the hell would I do it someone else. Crit is fine... nothing wrong with that... flames and wanks aren't.

Anywoo... here's the wank: http://mickeym.livejournal.com/1253853.html
Here's my reply: http://mickeym.livejournal.com/1253853.html?thread=13085917#t13085917

And here's the apology, if you can call it that...
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Tira entered the house silently. The stately manor was completely dark, save for the lights flickering from passing cars through the window.

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